Ok, I caved and bought The Fat Jewish’s “White Girl Rosé.” Why you ask? Well, the bottle was quirky, and it was blowing up my Instagram. So I ordered it, eagerly waited for its arrival, and when it finally came, I Instagramed it (because, what else do you do?)
Then I finally tasted it. Let me preface this by saying I had no expectations from this rosé. Coming from a family who is a bit too obsessed with wine – I’ve had my fair share of labels and know what I like and I don’t like. So I popped open this $16 bottle, and took a sip. And guess what? It was good! It’s very pink, not too sweet, and perfect on a hot summer day – think sitting on a boat, a beach, or your front patio.
So – go buy this rosé here, here, here, and here! And enjoy this trendy little bottle while you can!
HEY YOU GUYS,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?WE MADE THIS DELICIOUS ROSÉ FOR YOU
BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND WE LOVE US
AND WE ALL LOVE ROSÉ.THIS IS SO US.
LOVE YOU, MISS YOU, HATE YOU, LOVE YOU,
MEAN IT,